The same folks who want to go back to the days when Jesus was speaking Latin with his disciples also want to go back to the early days of this Holy Republic, when the Founding Fathers ran a tight ship in His Name and laid down the damned law, if necessary, right upside the heads of anybody who stepped out of line. America, they say, will be great again when MAGA lawyers will be anointed and appointed to kick some ass. Maybe they’ll wear powdered wigs again.

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