Marxist Blogger Arrested for Entertaining Alternatives

After an extensive, six-week manhunt, deputies with the Merced County Sheriff’s Office have finally arrested the President and CEO of portfoliolongo.com on charges of entertaining alternatives. At the booking the notorious illustroblogger quoted Marx, “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well, I have others.”

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2 thoughts on “Marxist Blogger Arrested for Entertaining Alternatives

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