How isn’t he floating down the Potomac?

I have mixed feelings about spending time on my iPad on crap like this, scoundrels not only impersonating public servants, but bilking them. They capitalize on the ignorance of their constituents. They cut funding for public education, humiliate teachers, ban books, whitewash curricula, and so on… all for the conservation of their most precious resource: ignorance.

What does it take?