A Gallery of Trump or Trump-Related Illustrations: 2014-2018

Well over 100, and counting, of my digital (iPad) cartoons, doodles, and photo-mashups about this nightmare, dating back to late 2014:

Monumental Mistake

 

Customer Service, Sarah Sanders, and Karma

Another Sunday Service

Media alignment

The way they use the Bible to pick winners.

The way he blames Democrats.


I along can do this!

Absolute Executive Flexibility

 

I’ve had this one on my mind for a long time. It’s called “deadend.”

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In the spirit of John McCain, I’m surprised Trump hasn’t criticized Jesus for getting himself crucified…well that’s what inspired this one:

Pence: Time to wrap this up:

POTUS shadowboxing Stormy

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The doctor is in.

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How ‘bout the time he completely disregarded reporters’ real questions, furnished his own fake question, and proceeded to “answer” it? What a guy!

Heavens to Betsy, deregulate this208F439E-6C45-4984-AAA3-6A29A1C037BB

transubstantiation optical delusion

No collusion illusionRear view mirrorStupid commentsYou’re on your ownNeed-a-spreadsheetDashboard Warning Lights

Pence: Plan B

Absolute Moral Relativity

2018 tax cruiser sedan

Either/or Anymore

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Squatln’ Down

Y’all, I ain’t backin’ down; I’m squatin’ down.

Talk Radio’s Done Enough Damage

Talk Radio’s Done Enough Damage

Steve Bannon PimpleRear View Mirror

MT

Empty

All Amer Prez

All American President, Sorta’

Hey, that’s my view too!

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ZeroNat'l Lampoon's WhitehouseDestroying Society

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The sleeves are fine. How soon can you let out the pants?

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crap detectorДеконструировать

CONE HIMwrong turn

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cancelation

Fake Quijote

Psycho GerrymanderingBoob Tubealternative customer service

Attention Surplus Syndrome

he who tweeteth discord

Suits

shit storm

the relativity of eligibility

#tweeterinchiefreal presence fake newspre-existing conditions

Oh Nine! Rep. Joe Wilson (R)

Remember when this sort of crap was rare?

not normal

That First Thanksgiving Dinner

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400lbhackerDumpEyes of the BeholdersOPMIce cream manPractically TacticalGas Baspick a card - any cardMr. Trump, Tear Down This BS

Unconventional '16imagewallMilk of MagnesiaLeaving the Seat UpprayerWTF WWFEstablotchmentNo!Checks and Balances?30 friggin' percent

Ms Davis

Wait, what’s she doing here?

roach

Who knows how many are under the fridge? This was my first Trump-specific post, 12/14/15!!

The rest of these are simply related:

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political car sales

Political Car Sales

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cogito ergo spin

Trumpeffect, GOP, Reload, Overload: A Feeble Update

There’re more below, but let’s start with this image conceived at breakfasttime just minutes ago:

If you have a cognitive periscope, and if it’s sticking up above the surface, then you know this is an endurance test, and we’re over our heads in it! Take the latest mass shooting, for example, and all of the prayers and inactivity associated with it:

Ok, the shit’s been hitting the fan for so long, inspiring “cartoonery,” (wait is that even a word?) on my part so often, that I’ve gotten into the habit of simply posting images on Instagram rather than posting on this illustroblog. So, this post is a collection of images that reflects my take on the last few days of this colossal assault on our country by the barely elected clown and all those who look the other way for one reason or another.

So, then there’s this from a few days again:

While I’m at it, here’s one from early January that was rejected by the New Yorker, my first and only attempt so far. Incidentally, I can understand why it wasn’t accepted; I’ve done better. Still, I have an account, and I’ll give it a try again soon. At any rate, here’s what I had submitted; it accentuates how Trump is caught in the past and incapable of facing the reality that lies before the rest of us, and not just the 30 some percent of the eligible voters who he calls his base, whose view of reality is irreversibly subverted. Ok, the image:

I just want you to know that my first Trump-related post was from way back in December of 2015! The image highlights what we’re only now beginning to comprehend, namely, that Trump is only tip of the iceberg, that behind him is a gaggle of despicable cowards; check it out: https://portfoliolongo.com/2015/12/14/when-you-see-one-on-the-kitchen-floor/

Here’s pretty much how I feel about all this:

Forecast

shit storm

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BEHIND THE SCENES: For weeks now, an evasive idea has been trying to form itself on my cognitive drawing board, having to do with depictions of absurd, segregated services reserved for conservatives or liberals. At first I thought of separate traffic lights at any given intersection, one set of red lights for the conservatives and another for the liberals. Then I realized how unlikely it would be, in such an imagined reality, that conservatives and liberals would even share the same roads. If nothing else, there would have to be fancy toll roads for conservatives only and old, beat up, public roads for the liberals. So I scratched that.

Then notions of segregated meteorological services for conservatives and liberals began appearing on my internal drawing board. I imagined a conservative weatherperson standing in the pouring rain with a mic in one hand and an umbrella in the other outlining the counter factuals: sunny, low humidity, time for a picnic. You know, “fake weather.” But then a staff researcher found the YouTube video below, published way back in 2012. Damn it! That’s when I decided to go with the simple shit storm forecast.