Category Archives: Cartoon
The Theory Driving Relativity
in all fairness I should divulge that I first heard this punch line uttered by Carol Jones, administrative assistant at and graduate of the International Development Education Program (IDEP) at the University of Pittsburgh in the early 1980s while I was a student in that program. Carol applied the line locally by saying, “in Pittsburgh the shortest distance between two points is under construction.” That’s funny enough, but I thought it might also be funny for Albert Einstein to say it; he’s appeared on portfoliolongo.com before.

Idiots and Ideological Fusion
Approximating Polarization
Polyester MICROfilament Woven Fabrics: Size Matters
I admit, in these super-size-me times of ours it bothers me that the power chord on our coffee maker is so short. Granted, our kitchen is somewhat dated, and accordingly, appliances have to fight over only a couple of electrical outlets; but, still, why cut that corner? And what about those charger chords? I’m not the only one asking this question.
But then there’s the puny microfiber cleaning cloth that you get with your new glasses for your Lilliputian fingers. Now, in some ways it reminds me of those old fold-up rain ponchos (click here for reminder). You know, the kind you only used once because you couldn’t fold it up again and fit it back into the palm-size carrying pouch. The difference here is that, once you’ve unfolded the microfiber cleaning cloth, it seems to get even smaller somehow!
If you have any questions about Polyester Microfilament Woven Fabrics, click on this illuminating reference: Hatice Kübra Kaynak and Osman Babaarslan (2012). Polyester Microfilament Woven Fabrics, Woven Fabrics, Prof. Han-Yong Jeon (Ed.), ISBN: 978-953-51-0607-4.
#JeSuisCharlie
Certified Public Hermeneut
Schmatistics
Political Car Sales
Technical: I drew this one in Procreate. I was inspired by this cartoon from the New Yorker; yes, click on that link.








