Coming to a Doorway Near Me

If you’ve moved around, then you’ll probably agree with me that one of the more disorienting and challenging aspects about being new to a living environment is trying to become accustomed to where the light switches are and which lights they control. Maybe there are customs, suggested practices, heck, maybe there are codes, but for each there is an exception. As a result, the modern placement of light switches is most likely governed by Hermes himself.

The questions about light-switch placement at every doorway, every passageway include:
Is it on this side or that side?
Is on the right or left?
Is it grouped logically or illogically with other lights, exhaust fans, garbage disposals, etc?
Is it, in fact, a real light switch or is it a placebo switch that was installed by a previous occupant who majored in experimental psychology?
Are there more?

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Citizen-Passengers of the Exit Row

Prior to take off, the citizen-passengers of Flight #US 530 explored the notions of high-altitude community service and civic duty, examined the exit seat eligibility and performance criteria, and posed critical questions that could very well affect the destinies of all on board.

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Strategy Only, Please

All of the uncertainty out there seems to have underscored the importance of strategy above all in development initiatives.  (See also Nobody Likes Change or Complexity.)

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OK, mea culpa.

Have you taken a stand in or on it?

Customer service ain’t what it use to be. That’s really what prompted me several weeks ago to draw this one: when there are multiple, abandoned, unoccupied, off-line check out lanes, say for instance at a grocery store, and yet everyone is channelled into the one and only line that snakes its way toward the light as though it were the illuminated path of the Three Wise Men.

However, the bigger question is this: When you’re in this situation, are you standing in or on line?

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No Pain, No Gain

Today was my final session. I feel better.

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Salt Trucks

Can’t live with’em; can’t live without’em!

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Blackbird in the Cathedral

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Blackbird in the Cathedral

Two Thousand Fourteen

“Heaven is reserved for people who like surprises.” Personal communication. Demetrius Dumm, O.S.B.

N.B. I add this particular note a couple of years later, November 9, 2016 to be precise. When I originally posted this, I did not know that Fr. Demetrius had just died a few weeks earlier. His death came as a surprise to me sometime in early 2014. Click here for his obituary and here for books written by him.

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Mr. Walter White, Substitute Teacher, Drivers Ed

J. P. Wynne High School Inter-Office Electronic Mail

TO: Mr. Walter White, Chemistry Department
FROM: Ms. Carmen Molina, Assistant Principal

Walter, I hate to ask you for this favor on such short notice and since, I know, you haven’t been feeling well lately, but Ted had to leave due to a family emergency, and I need you to take his last period Drivers Ed class today. Thanks, I owe you one! Carmen

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